..reporting LIVE from Grand Central Station's "Genius Bar" - Mac products have officially taken over the world...ahhhh...!!!!!

don't you test these westies - in NY, NY @Village all day - it was true love from the start..

Performing free show this Friday - July 6th @ The Path Cafe (131 Christopher Street, NY, NY) 7pm! Hope you can make it :)

just the tip
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lousy decision regarding footwear this week...limping in pain...fml

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

Be good to me, Boston! I'm coming to see you :)

Today I love music!

regretting the 2 cups of coffee i drank at 6pm...looks like this is gonna be an all-nighter.

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon

http://ping.fm/P2bxt

Open-mic tonight @ The Path Cafe in the west village! Who's in??

recording Kickstarter video tomorrow!!! stay tuned!

real talent - 14 and 10 years old
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Paris Hilton dead???
http://ping.fm/6eSAq

HUGE shout-out and major thanks to all the members of CHJ & everyone who was able to come out tonight!!! Stay tuned for more CT gigs!

balling my eyes out to "A League of Their Own"...gets me every time..

Performing this Friday, 6/1 - 8pm Las Vetas Lounge in Fairfield, CT! (27 Unquowa Road) NO COVER! Hope you can make it :)

http://ping.fm/l0kJu

almost stepped on giant dead rat in west village...more sad than gross but everyone else on the street doesn't seem to think so. poor thing.

Next performance:
Sunday, May 27th 4pm @ Rockwood Music Hall! NO COVER! Hope you can make it :) 196 Allen Street NY, NY

happy mother's day!
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**Performing TONIGHT! Friday, May 11 7pm @ The Path Cafe - 131 Christopher Street NY, NY NO COVER - See you there!

Performing FREE show tomorrow! Friday, May 11 - 7pm @ The Path Cafe in NY, NY! See you there!

Sacred White Bufalo Slaughtered http://ping.fm/0VglQ

****Performing FREE show this Friday! May 11 - 7pm @ The Path Cafe! 131 Christopher Street - NYC See you there!!!

Anyone know some good music venues that might have a keyboard or piano in New Orleans or near Manchester, Tennessee?

turning 40
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Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father, Ageless Being
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grape me in the mouth
http://ping.fm/7bTuX

BOSTONIANS!!!!
Performing free show TONIGHT 8pm @ the Lilypad in Cambridge! Hope you can make it!

http://ping.fm/KXbF8

Performing this Wednesday, April 25th 8pm @ LIC Bar (45-58 Vernon Blvd in Long Island City) NO COVER! Hope you can make it :)

Bona diada de Sant Jordi!

clair de lune
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Henri the French Cat Articulates the Pain of Existence
http://ping.fm/pOflb

cool artist
http://joseroberto.com/

maybe hell comes first and that's where mosquitoes are born

maybe hell comes first and that's where mosquitoes are born

Einstein's Office on the Day He Died
http://ping.fm/F8wze

love it
http://ping.fm/M6NEk

http://ping.fm/jyjde

glandular problem
http://ping.fm/eyrif

no place like home
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smart dogs
http://ping.fm/WJ0Ai

***Bostonians!!! I'm performing Friday, April 27th 8pm @ the Lilypad in Cambridge! NO COVER

*Performing Wednesday, April 25th 8pm @ LIC Bar in Long Island City, NY! NO COVER

LOVING the "Harry Potter Workout"
http://imgur.com/a9lMt

baby hipppppo
http://ping.fm/csRWV

unbelievable http://ping.fm/rn5QM

hold my ears
http://ping.fm/LqkG2

can't decide...grow hair out or keep it short?? cause i look like a monkey right now and i need to know what to tell the hairdresser..

Eating Mac'N'Cheese @(RandomLocation) w/ @(randomfriend1), @(randomfriend2), & @(randomfriend3) ImARetard

the easter bunny's a-comin'

...eating red velvet cake in bed and wishing I was still in Paris! I'm not gonna lie though - I've got it good ;)

what the hell does it mean to be in an "open relationship" ...stupid.

your tattoo is hideous

a/s/l?

just bought my ticket to BONNAROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoying my 2 free drinks and meal in NY, NY @ PATH Cafe in before performing! I go on @ 7pm! NO COVER! Hope you can all make it :P

***Performing tomorrow 3/30 @ PATH Cafe in NYC - 7pm - NO COVER! Hope you can make it :)
http://ping.fm/COjtL

I could be the king of Siam...

celebrities read tweets about themselves
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Art by Marcelo Suaznabar
http://ping.fm/MmkzN

cool song AND video
http://ping.fm/JH2hg

Performing this Friday 3/30 @ PATH Cafe in NYC 7-8pm NO COVER hope you can make it :) http://ping.fm/g59kH

PUT DOWN THE FORK
http://ping.fm/zV52L

an cold crisp cream soda on a day like today makes a day like today a good day :P

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people who talk to themselves are weird.

new artist? Ryan Adam's "Chains of Love"
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to be alone with you
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http://ping.fm/W5fFP

i am the WALRUS.
http://ping.fm/bWnQX

i am the walrus
http://ping.fm/IZlgH

Oh my!
Feels just like I don't try
Looks so good I might die!
All I know is everybody loves me
http://ping.fm/pHLy9

the radio & the telephone & the movies that we know may just be passing fancies & in time may go..but oh my dear..Our Love is Here to Stay..

*now covering: Massive Attack
http://ping.fm/T3Vzi

"Starbucks has become an outhouse that happens to be serving coffee." -GP ..when was the last time YOU had a positive s*bucks experience?

can't decide whether bonnaroo would be a good idea

you know it's time to go gym when your dog wants to play with your butt.

how to work out from home
http://ping.fm/rVrfe

VILLA-PI-ANOSSSS

what's the best real estate firm in NYC? i'm apt hunting!

i don't care about your drinking habits

what is it about my EYES that mosquitoes find so appetizing?? why can't i just enjoy the nice weather?

BADA BING BADA BOOM

good thing i got out of here this morning...
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uploading trip pics! stay tuned..

hahaha http://ping.fm/B2Vyc

Bus to Boston for birthday weekend and gig tonight!!!

BOSTONIANS! I'm performing a free show tonight! 9pm @ LILYPAD (1353 Cambridge Street Cambridge, MA 02139) Hope you can make it!! <3

remember "string thing"?

NYC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOSTONIANS! Performing this Friday @ Lilypad in Cambridge, MA! NO COVER! Hope you can make it! :)

back to NY tomorrow - there's no place like home :)

Off to Jerusalem to perform with SoulFarm & Moshav Band @ The Yellow Submarine (Harechavim 13) !

"Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted...He lived happily ever after.."

Making Hamentashen in Tel Aviv!

Tel Aviv!

Rekorderlig

Hello, Barcelona ;)

*latest obsession: Haribo Tropical Gummy Bears

Para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise...
http://ping.fm/ScnYS

Yesterday while consulting my street map a deaf man stopped and tried to give me directions...Needless to say I got to where I needed to go

German people typically speak German...so I should probably not be responding in French...having trouble pressing the off-button...

Dankeschön

Last night in Paris...though true love lasts a lifetime <3 Off to Berlin in the morning!

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.

french computer keyboards are bullshit.

the things i've done in the last 12 hours would blow your mind...and all without the Tardis..

this whole scene is just...WOW...
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<3 de Paris
http://ping.fm/WMSRT

listening to: http://ping.fm/mbC5g

cool
http://ping.fm/tQv95

Happy Valentines Day from the city of love! <3 Paris

New Yorkers watch this:
http://ping.fm/tXonO

pear cider is the shit.

Baba dee booba dee!
http://ping.fm/7zSjL

this week's weather in London - brrr
http://ping.fm/v1tEp

Hello, London! :)

funny
http://ping.fm/OZ6Yz

..may be homeless in London tomorrow...anyone have a couch I can crash on??

really?
http://ping.fm/JdokG

The Twelve Worst Ways to be Killed by Liam Neeson http://ping.fm/FSpjo

..and so do you ;)
http://ping.fm/g3CF3

"u r very hot but if u want my advice next dont hair like now" --Vasilis Lekkas 2.5.12

bought a bra @ the market for 40 shekels...i think it's doing more harm than good.. ouch

...back in Tel Aviv after an amazing time in Jerusalem! Who's around??

amazing..
http://ping.fm/IIVsy

*Friends and family in Israel - Thank you for all your love and support - I am so grateful to have all of you in my life :)

***Friends in Israel:
I'll be performing in Tel Aviv tonight @ "Cafe Xoho" 8pm NO COVER - (Mapu st and Ben Yehuda) Hope you can make it!!!

***ISRAELITES!!! I'm performing tonight @ Levontin7 in Tel Aviv! 8pm! Hope you can make it :)

...on today's Cappuccino in Tel Aviv: I have never had one with more foam...

http://ping.fm/k9kLb

Performing in Tel Aviv at Levontin7 - February 1st @ 8pm!

****FRIENDS IN ISRAEL!!! I'm performing @ **Levontin7 in Tel Aviv Feb 1st 8pm / ALSO **Cafe Xoho Feb 2nd @ 8pm - Hope you can make it out!

Last night spent in Zefat, Israel - one of the world's holiest cities! Am currently staying @ Afik Kibbutz in the southern Golan Heights:)

bone churches
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I will be using the "Gussy Method"..

http://ping.fm/hZYya

I will be using the "Gussy Method"..

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take me to doodletown http://ping.fm/mleAE

Performing @ Cafe Xoho in Tel Aviv, Israel on Feb 2 @ 8pm - Anyone in Israel have a mic/amp?

:P always entertains me
http://ping.fm/dJlCr

Goodbye NYC! See you in March ;) Hello, Tel Aviv!

AMAZING clip <3 Antonio Carlos Jobim + Elis Regina
http://ping.fm/M9sWq

I will repost this again and again...because I love it.
http://ping.fm/EZXff

now have my own personal "interns"...sweeett :P

Alexander Ivanov
http://ping.fm/eIwYP

brilliant
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yep
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last night i learned flirting is actually a sport very similar to football

where is my snark?! i've lost my snark!!!!

*note: if death comes tomorrow - i'd like to be cremated wearing my fryes

just heard the worst version of "Alfie" at Starbucks in Astoria...really..some people need to just NOT

<3 jimmy
http://ping.fm/VKezY

nice
http://urmomcalled.com/

http://ping.fm/BNHTz

bored out of my fucking mind...when will it end??

back in NYC and gettin' shyittttt done!

celebrating annual New Year's Day party at the Preis household in CT...trying to avoid sneezing on the guests.. :-/